ACORN SHB AFAGAY
Just a SWAG, CMIW
But he’s BSBD&NE
B4YKI, he’ll FEAR
The ESO (DAMHIKT)
NIMBY BEG HAND YOYO
Translation (for those that don’t speak in acronyms…):
Got a second? Excuse my ignorance…
(Bloody hell, I must be getting old.)
Did you see that sh** eating grin?
A completely obsessive really nutty person should have been a friend as good as you.
Why? Beats the sh** out of me!
Just a scientific wild ass guess,
Correct me if I’m wrong …
But he’s book smart, brain dead & no experience
And can’t remember a f***ing thing.
But you know this…
Before you know it, he’ll forget everything and run.
Do I look like I give a sh** ?
Bring it on!
Bend over – here it comes again!
It’s another day in paradise.
But seriously, folks, as far as I remember,
The equipment is smarter than the operator! (Don’t ask me how I know that!)
Not in my back yard…
Big evil grin. Have a nice day; you’re on your own!