DARFC, or Ducking And Running For Cover

Wordle: Texting Poem

GAS EMI

(BHIMBGO)

DUST SEG

ACORN SHB AFAGAY

Y? BTSOOM

Just a SWAG, CMIW

But he’s BSBD&NE

And CRAFT

BUNT

B4YKI, he’ll FEAR

DILLIGAS

BIO BOHICA

It’s ADIP

BSF AFAIR

The ESO (DAMHIKT)

NIMBY BEG HAND YOYO

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Translation (for those that don’t speak in acronyms…):

Got a second? Excuse my ignorance…

(Bloody hell, I must be getting old.)

Did you see that sh** eating grin?

A completely obsessive really nutty person should have been a friend as good as you.

Why? Beats the sh** out of me!

Just a scientific wild ass guess,

Correct me if I’m wrong …

But he’s book smart, brain dead & no experience

And can’t remember a f***ing thing.

But you know this…

Before you know it, he’ll forget everything and run.

Do I look like I give a sh** ?

Bring it on!

Bend over – here it comes again!

It’s another day in paradise.

But seriously, folks, as far as I remember,

The equipment is smarter than the operator! (Don’t ask me how I know that!)

Not in my back yard…

Big evil grin. Have a nice day; you’re on your own!