The Trailer Park

written by me and Mickey Beaver

You waltzed into my life like Fred Astaire, dear
You charmed me with that smile and those big blue eyes
I fell for you so fast it made my head spin
Then I found out that you’d been tellin’ me lies.

Now don’t come ‘round here tellin’ me you’re sorry
You’re a two-timing son of a gun, I know it’s true
The neighbors are out in the yard and gettin’ nosy
I’d get the hell outta dodge if I were you

(Chorus)

I’m nobody’s fool, I play by my own rules
And I guarantee my bite is worse than my bark
I don’t fight alone. Boy, you’re on your own.
‘Cause mess with me and you get the whole trailer park

It’d prob’ly be good if you get your things and go now
Take your charming smile and leave me be
I’ve heard enough to last me for a lifetime
Keep on tellin’ me lies and you will see

(Chorus)

I’m nobody’s fool, I play by my own rules
And I guarantee my bite is worse than my bark
I don’t fight alone. Boy, you’re on your own.
‘Cause mess with me and you get the whole trailer park

I ain’t gonna fight alone. Boy you’d best get gone
Mess with me and you get my whole trailer park

Goin’ Fishin’ – a country song dedicated to my girlfriends…

It’s been a long week but Friday’s finally here.
Time for me and my girls to go out for a beer.
We’re dressing up nice in our attractive best
‘Cause we know we gotta stand out from all the rest.

We’re goin’ fishin’
Oh yeah…

Karen said she’d drive, so I’m waiting by the door
My best dancing shoes are right there on the floor
She pulls in my driveway and I slip on my shoes
I jump into her car and we begin to cruise

We’re goin’ fishin’
Yeah, yeah

We stop by Robbie’s house and she’s lookin’ mighty fine
Michelle’s place is next and she, too, looks just divine.
We finally get to Jenn’s and she’s dressed to impress
We head off to the club where the guys’ll never guess

We’re just fishin’
Oh yeah…

Well the bait is set and we’ve cast our lines
The pool is deep and we watch for the signs
We can tell when we’ve got one by that special look
We bat our long lashes and set the hook

We’re enjoyin’ fishin’
Yeah, yeah
Just fishin’

We reel them in one man at a time
They’ve been doing this for years so it’s really no crime
For us to turn the tables and be on the attack
And if they’re too small we’ll just toss ‘em back

We’ve had fun fishin’
Yeah yeah
It was girls night for fishin’